The gravitational pull of babies: a thesis

Someone should do their graduate research on the well-known, but un-explained theory that babies are mini centers of gravity. Everyone feels the need to get closer. I would like to assert that this law also include the fact that the closer a baby is to the ground, the more gravitational pull s/he has. Writing this thesis would be easy, I even figured out the title.

Its 100% predictable that if I lay Gwendolyn on the floor, her brothers immediately follow. Sometimes even myself or Chris depending on how much weight other responsibilities have on us.

See, its starts like this:

(and I didn't even get time to take a single picture of her by herself! It works that quickly...)

And then this happens:
Which leads to this:
Which, after some biggest brother bossy-ing, ends up with this:


Eventually turning into this:


After all the excitement dies down the boys eventually get desensitized to Gwendolyn's magnetism and I can get a cute picture of the Center of Earth, herself.